Stingy Jack
Was bold and shrewd;
A prankster he,
With plot so grand,
Trick'd the Devil
To keep his soul
And ensure His seat
At th' good Lord's hand.
Stingy Jack
Lived good and long,
A fool for tricks
With Liquor breath.
'Twas no surprise
When hard he fell
In drunken stupor,
Still as Death.
Dear Olde Jack
Was banned from Heav'n
And could not enter
Th' Pearly Gates.
Shunnéd and lost,
He turned back 'round
To inquire th' Host
Of th' Darker Fates.
Dear Olde Jack
Was barred from Hell.
Not even th' Devil
Desir'd His Soul.
Weary and spent,
He turn'd to th' Land
Where mortals doze
As Death bells toll.
Poor Olde Jack,
In Darkness bleak,
Afraid to walk
For fear of Fay.
A root from God,
Th' Devil's coal,
Combin'd as One
To light His way.
Poor Olde Jack,
Condemn'd to walk
A lonely Road
Where none may tread.
And where did He
With Lantern bright
Steal off to Guide
And Light th' Dead?
'Tis said He wanders
On and Gone,
His Spirit a most
Unwelcome guest.
Fay and demons
Flock to taunt
And ne'er bring
His soul to Rest.
'Tis said He wears
A Pumpkin's head
To frighten off
Those ghoulish fiends.
'Tis said He rides
A wicked mount
And slays th' Vile
With Sacred means.
'Tis said He wears
A crown of thorns,
A King of Sins
And Evil's brew.
'Tis said He stalks
And preys on maids,
Beauty rare and
Ripe in Virtue.
If thou hast found
That Cryptic wood
Where roads diverge
At Crosséd paths,
Be wary,
Yonder traveler, Hark!
Thou shan't be spared
Th' Devil's Wrath.
If some gloomy
Hallow's Eve,
Finds thee Lost
With no way back,
Seek out th' Light
To guide thee Home,
And bear in mind
Th' Tale of Jack.